Plan A
1. Find out which large hedge funds are negative on stocks, short stocks.
2. Send the FBI to these hedge funds to do a "investigation".
3. Investors will run for the exit at those hedge funds
4. That will mean hedge funds need to close out their shorts.
5. Markets go up. Everybody happy. ;)
Plan B
1. Find out which large investment banks are short equities
2. Ask these banks for much more capital
3. Other banks will cut their credit lines to those banks.
4. Long only lives happily ever after.
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